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"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

"Sipsies?"

"Studly"?

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'In my experience, two types of men order pink squirrels. First, there's the guy who's secure enough about his masculinity that he doesn't care what people think. And then there's the guy like you...'

'I couldn't put it down.'

Feminine Side Shadow

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Island of Lost Guys.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Boys Cooking

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

Gender Symbols

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers."

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

'Oh no, not you again,'

Crocodile Tie

I saw that! Saw what? You just had tears in your eyes. The end of the movie made you cry! Did not. Why not just admit it? What's the big deal? It was a sad movie and you cried. It happens to everyone. You think you're above normal emotions? Are you better than the rest of us?! No. Fine, okay. It was sad. Maybe my eyes were a little moist. Girly man! Look at the crying girly man! Can't win.

Four Stages of Boyhood

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."