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"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Unguided imagery

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Island of Lost Guys.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

I think therefore I am.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

Boys Cooking

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

Confirmation Bias

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

Jacques Lacan

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'