Human Body Explorer T-Shirts

'I thought we were going to play Doctor'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Astral Projection

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Jacques Cousteau.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

Anatomy.

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"I thought it was deeper here."

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."