Body Enhancement Explorer T-Shirts

Breast Implants: 'Watch this Space.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

PROBLEM AREAS

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Exercise Bars

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Dieting Motivation.

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

Fitness Course.

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Step aerobics

"Cardiac day patients?"

Work Out.

Muscular Dad

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

A man's health care options.

Dating is so expensive...