Body Enhancement Explorer Gifts

Breast Implants: 'Watch this Space.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

PROBLEM AREAS

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Exercise Bars

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Dieting Motivation.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Step aerobics

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

Fitness Course.

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

"Cardiac day patients?"

Work Out.

Muscular Dad

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

A man's health care options.