Body Modification Explorer Gifts

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"I need to get back in the gym."

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo

'Her and her silicone implants!'

'Forget the pills - here, take two of these.'

'I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

The perils of boob jobs.

See the Amazing Un-Tattooed Lady!!

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

"Tightening the buttocks."

Layers of Man

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

Discreet executive piecing and tattoos