Body Modification Explorer Gifts

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"I need to get back in the gym."

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

'Her and her silicone implants!'

The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

'Forget the pills - here, take two of these.'

'I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?'

The perils of boob jobs.

See the Amazing Un-Tattooed Lady!!

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Man with laces on his feet.

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

'Do you remove tattoos...?'