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"So you don't feel your values might change as you get older?"

Agatha tried desperately to spice up her marriage. 'And where, ma'am, would you like that tattoo?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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Tattoos sagging with time

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Maternity tattoos

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Snowman Tattoo

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

The Coffee Tattoo

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Devil tattoo.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Operation Tattoo

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.