Body Art Adventurer Gifts

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

"For my first tattoo I've found a really cheap artist."

Culture Saturday

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

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'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Tattoos sagging with time

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

Maternity tattoos

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

Devil tattoo.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Snowman Tattoo

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.