Body Art Adventurer Mugs

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

"For my first tattoo I've found a really cheap artist."

Culture Saturday

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Tattoos sagging with time

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Maternity tattoos

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Snowman Tattoo

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Devil tattoo.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."