Body Art Warrior Mugs

"Your problem seems to stem from an appalling lack of design sense."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Tattoos sagging with time

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'He's got your tattoos.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

Me when by BDD shows up

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Painter's Duel.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Snowman Tattoo

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

The Coffee Tattoo

Devil tattoo.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.