Body Art Warrior Pillows

"Your problem seems to stem from an appalling lack of design sense."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Tattoos sagging with time

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Maternity tattoos

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Me when by BDD shows up

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

The Coffee Tattoo

Devil tattoo.

Painter's Duel.

Snowman Tattoo

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'