Fitness Explorer Gifts

Compass on Trainers

'I walk 5 miles everyday to keep fit... Now I don't know where I am!'

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

Weight Reducing Clinic. Plan B, Sumo Wrestling Classes.

"Getting tired from riding the escalator up may be a good indication that you're out of shape."

"I made a trial new year's resolution so I can test it out to see if it's something I can live with for a year.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Exercise Bars

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Dieting Motivation.

Yoga for beginners,

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Step aerobics

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

Odd Spas

Fitness Course.

"Look at me - I can do this!"

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"Cardiac day patients?"

Work Out.

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

Muscular Dad

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"Well we COULD tell people to eat less and exercise more, but where's the money in that?"

A man's health care options.