Fitness Explorer Prints

Compass on Trainers

'I walk 5 miles everyday to keep fit... Now I don't know where I am!'

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

Weight Reducing Clinic. Plan B, Sumo Wrestling Classes.

"Getting tired from riding the escalator up may be a good indication that you're out of shape."

"I made a trial new year's resolution so I can test it out to see if it's something I can live with for a year.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Exercise Bars

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Dieting Motivation.

Yoga for beginners,

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

Fitness Course.

Step aerobics

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Odd Spas

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

"Cardiac day patients?"

Work Out.

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

Muscular Dad