Fitness Navigator Prints

Compass on Trainers

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Bad for you but to die for

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

A Preschool of Fish

Better times ahead.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"This translation app isn't working."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Bear Signpost.

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Midlife: You Are Here.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

Doubt or Certainy

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

Shrink

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"