Nutritional Navigator Prints

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

'I finished the whole months' diet in just five days!'

Non-Fat Milk/Low-Fat Milk/Full-Fat Milk. . . Ah, What The Hell.

Weight and Misfortune.

'Have you been eating right?'

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

"Finally a product with no added sugar!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

The Life of Pi

Bad for you but to die for

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Before/After

"Tour de Frank"

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Fishing direction sign.

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Bear Signpost.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."