Health Food Navigators Prints

Supermarket aisles in relation to health.

Bad for you but to die for

"Tour de Frank"

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Shrink

Mixed marriage: food fight

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

Woman and scales.

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"Ding dong bell, Pussy's into wellness."

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'Have you been eating right?'

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

A little green pepper means 'vegetarian." A little red heart means "heart healthy." And a little skull and crossbones means "I really shouldn't , but

'You're fat. I'm putting you on a diet.'

'Where is the 'it won't immediately kill you' aisle?'

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

Easy to follow diet plan.

"I mean, just look at us! We've been genetically mortified!"

Fat Free/Gluten Free/Flavour Free

'Holding in your stomach won't help, sir.'