Health Food Navigators Pillows

Supermarket aisles in relation to health.

Bad for you but to die for

"Tour de Frank"

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

Shrink

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Woman and scales.

Mixed marriage: food fight

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

'Have you been eating right?'

"Ding dong bell, Pussy's into wellness."

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

'Where is the 'it won't immediately kill you' aisle?'

'You're fat. I'm putting you on a diet.'

Easy to follow diet plan.

Fat Free/Gluten Free/Flavour Free

Weight Loss Cheat.

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

"I mean, just look at us! We've been genetically mortified!"