Dietary Navigator Pillows

"No bread for Grampa. He's on a glutten-free diet."

"No added salt...no sugar...no saturated fats...no wheat...no flavour."

Bad for you but to die for

Before/After

"Tour de Frank"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"This translation app isn't working."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Nutritional Supplements.

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Shrink

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

"Cardiac day patients?"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"We've gone glutton-free."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

Navigation App Activated: Start: Bedroom, Destination: Bathroom, Option: Shortest Way.

'Hi, Pam, I'm Dave from tech support online. Just hit these three keys and your back in business!'