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Cholesterol, No Cholesterol.

Bad for you but to die for

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

Nutritional Supplements.

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

Shrink

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

"Cardiac day patients?"

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"We've gone glutton-free."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Woman and scales.

'Have you been eating right?'

The proud husband who's wife just lost thirty-five pounds: 'This is my wife Sandra, Greatly reduced.'

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

"I know... everybody just assumes I'm a vegetarian."

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...