Diet Journey Navigator Gifts

Cholesterol, No Cholesterol.

Bad for you but to die for

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Nutritional Supplements.

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

Shrink

"Cardiac day patients?"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"We've gone glutton-free."

Woman and scales.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

The proud husband who's wife just lost thirty-five pounds: 'This is my wife Sandra, Greatly reduced.'

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

'Have you been eating right?'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

"I know... everybody just assumes I'm a vegetarian."

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."