Diet Journey Explorers Gifts

Clancy: Wishful Shrinking

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Anti-inflammation recipes

International House of Excrement

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'New Barbeque.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

Odd Spas

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Cardiac day patients?"

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"We've gone glutton-free."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

"Why have you brought me here?"

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

The proud husband who's wife just lost thirty-five pounds: 'This is my wife Sandra, Greatly reduced.'

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

Obese Hansel and Grettle

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"