Diet Journey Explorers Pillows

Clancy: Wishful Shrinking

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Anti-inflammation recipes

International House of Excrement

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'New Barbeque.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Nutritional Supplements.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Odd Spas

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Cardiac day patients?"

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"We've gone glutton-free."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

"Why have you brought me here?"

The proud husband who's wife just lost thirty-five pounds: 'This is my wife Sandra, Greatly reduced.'

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

Obese Hansel and Grettle

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"