Diet Adventure Seeker Gifts

Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet...

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

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Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'New Barbeque.'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Odd Spas

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

The First Vegetarians.

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Why have you brought me here?"

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

Go Veggie...

Obese Hansel and Grettle

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'I've discovered a new diet. I can eat as much as I like but I'm not to swallow.'

'I joined Blubber Watchers.'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

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"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

'Your tests show a mild protein deficiency...Have you thought about accepting cheeses into your life?'