Dietary Adventurer Gifts

"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Obese Hansel and Grettle

'Meat or anti-meat section?'

'Your tests show a mild protein deficiency...Have you thought about accepting cheeses into your life?'

"The tests confirm my prognosis. You eat too much."

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

International House of Excrement

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'Can you spare a cup of sugar substitute?'

'Blubber is already supersized.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'That's it, it's time for you to lose weight. I'm putting you on a three-week balsa-wood diet!

'New Barbeque.'

"In my dreams I still eat gluten..."

"Welcome to the alcohol-free, non-dairy, gluten-free, vegetarian, vegan cafe. May I take your order?"

"I know some things I'll never do well...like stay on a diet, roller skate, fold a fitted bed sheet..."

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'Mom, as an environmentally aware teenager, I don't eat meat anymore. From now on, I'll eat green jelly beans only.'

A recent scientific study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to your health.

Man climbing Mount 'Fad-Diet'

Valentine's Mistake.

"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I'm going on a raw food diet. What kind of diet do you recommend? You rock my world, girl! - John in Portland, Oregon. That's the grossest thing I've ever heard. How so? He's going to eat naked?! Maybe if he has a body like mine it would be okay, but ... stop. That's not what he means by raw. Explain, nerdy sidekick. According to Wikipedia, it's mostly a vegan diet. Wikipedia? Crowd-sourced virtual encyclopedia. I don't understand anything being said today!! Rock my world

Anti-inflammation recipes

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

"You think I'm a raw-foodist by choice?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Before/After

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Garlic Free Zone.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'