Dietary Adventurers Gifts

Peanut Margarine

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Before/After

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Garlic Free Zone.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

Anti-inflammation recipes

Sisyphus Sawyer

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

International House of Excrement

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"A table in Siberia, please."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'New Barbeque.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Spaghetti Road

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

Nutritional Supplements.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"Baldo, we need to talk."