Dietary Adventures Gifts

"He ordered the Meat Lovers Pizza and they all went berserk ... "

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

All-Day Breakfast

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Tzatzikicicle

"They know me here."

Pizza Tower Bridge

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Anti-inflammation recipes

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Sisyphus Sawyer

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

International House of Excrement

Try our new genetically engineered produce.