Dietary Experiences Gifts

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Is the MSG local?"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"We succumbed to your hype."

'How was the squid?'

A London gent abroad

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Please Wait and wait and wait.

Nutritional Supplements.

"You were right-we should have just split one."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

Odd Spas

'You made me jump,'

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

Our Troubled Chowders

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

"We've gone glutton-free."

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

Dijon Vu

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'