Diet Exploration Gifts

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Nutritional Supplements.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Odd Spas

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"Cardiac day patients?"

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"We've gone glutton-free."

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

Fast food trap.

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet...

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."