Diet Exploration Gifts

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Nutritional Supplements.

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

Odd Spas

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Cardiac day patients?"

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"We've gone glutton-free."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

Fast food trap.

Bar None

"I know... everybody just assumes I'm a vegetarian."

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'