Dietary Exploration Gifts

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Before/After

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Coffee Menu

Anti-inflammation recipes

International House of Excrement

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'New Barbeque.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'