Food Exploration Gifts

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"You have to try this crazy diet. Just hunting down the exotic ingredients gives you loads of exercise!"

"It's all down to turmeric!"

'Enjoy!' Restaurant

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

"Mr. Lee's Chinese Palace, one of the city's best-kept secrets."

"This is a vegan restaurant? French food, Italian food, extraterrestrial food - I don't care as long as t it comes with a good piece of meat."

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Doctor checking the health of food.

Guy Fieri

"You know they're trying too hard when the chef's special is Corn Dogs Bordelaise."

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

Roadkill Restaurant

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"He ordered the Meat Lovers Pizza and they all went berserk ... "

"My meal tastes good, but it's not very photogenic. Do you have something on your men that's Instagram-friendly?"

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

"Would you like an earnest tone with your lentils?"

"This is one of those places the truckers stop to eat at."

Go for it! Do a Hot Dog!

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Before/After

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Silken tofu--so they've eliminated taste and texture?"

'I've discovered a new diet. I can eat as much as I like but I'm not to swallow.'

'What the devil is that?

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

'The special today is scraps.'