Food Adventurer Gifts

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

McOlson's Lutefiskburgers

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

'It's called ‘Shared Risk.' You taste the Okra Casserole and I'll try the Tuna Surprise.'

"Let me begin by discussing the new sushi vending machine in the break room."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Here's your 'Chef's Surprise,' sir -- I'm legally required to tell you that you have one last chance to change your mind.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

101 things to do with lutefisk.

Extreme Leftovers Rehab: 'So, Sharon, we learned ripe risotto doesn't sit well with you. John, you ate week-old Chinese food. How does that make you feel?

'Tastes like rubber chicken.'

'If I were you I wouldn't eat this on an empty stomach.'

'Now there's a bad case of the megabytes!'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

Food For Thought

"Be right with you, folks."

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Pick your own escargots.

"What harm could it do...?!?"

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"Which is higher on the food chain - potatoes or rice?"

"Baldo doesn't want my lengua casserole for dessert."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'I sometimes think they take genetic engineering too far.'

For twenty years Harold had been a devoted vegetarian, but then one day...

"I wanted to eat like the French... so I am having a burger with bearnaise sauce."

Cockroack Pinata

"How's your meal OTHERWISE, sir?"

'Keep a keen eye on that one...'

DNA tested and yet my contents are still a mystery.

'Hey, wasn't that kind of them, giving us a free sick bag just in case?'

'What are they teaching you in school?!'

The canteen food's pretty awful...