Gastronomic Adventurer Gifts

'Just mash them the old-fashioned way, Doris.'

'I wish you were more adventurous sometimes'

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"It's true escargot will add calories to the meal, but very slowly."

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"Did you hear about the food critic who could not write a story without revealing his sauces?"

'First, you saute the blubber - then you deep-fry it in penguin pancreas...'

'Delicious. Mind giving me the recipe?'

Fart Hunting.

'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'

'I don't mind reversing roles...it's just that I'm getting bored with all the usual ways of doing chicken.'

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

"Wow - good job!"

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

6 Brothers Falafel

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You owe me five bucks."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop