Dining Experiences Gifts

'Just give me the ham on rye.'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Odd Spas

"Well, I ate half of it, and to be honest, I wasn’t 'lovin’ it.'"

"Is the MSG local?"

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"Table three... another ten minutes! Complementary wine!!"

'You made me jump,'

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

Today's 'Are You Feelin' Lucky' special is all you can eat raw oysters.

"Actually, I recommend the lobster. . . because it's starting to spoil!"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'I sent out for everything.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Grace For Flies

Sloaney Pony.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

LAY ZEE FUK

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Life is for the birds.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"You do like octopus?"