Food Adventures Gifts

'I'm being awarded a medal for valor for ordering the chef's surprise.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Before/After

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Fresh pepper?"

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

All-Day Breakfast

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

The Velvet Mesquite

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?