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'I'm being awarded a medal for valor for ordering the chef's surprise.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

6 Brothers Falafel

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Fresh pepper?"

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

The Velvet Mesquite

All-Day Breakfast

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."