Foodie Escapades Gifts

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

All-Day Breakfast

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Tzatzikicicle

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

Culture clash