Dietary Adventures T-Shirts

"He ordered the Meat Lovers Pizza and they all went berserk ... "

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

All-Day Breakfast

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Tzatzikicicle

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

Anti-inflammation recipes

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

Sisyphus Sawyer

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

International House of Excrement

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."