Diet Adventure Seeker Mugs

Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet...

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Anti-inflammation recipes

Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

'New Barbeque.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Odd Spas

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

The First Vegetarians.

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Why have you brought me here?"

Go Veggie...

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

Obese Hansel and Grettle

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

'I joined Blubber Watchers.'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'I've discovered a new diet. I can eat as much as I like but I'm not to swallow.'

The only sound preventative health advice for holiday eating.

"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

'Your tests show a mild protein deficiency...Have you thought about accepting cheeses into your life?'