Diet Journey Enthusiast Mugs

Weight watchers 'Gone for low-calorie lunch'.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

All Natural Nothing

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Anti-inflammation recipes

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

International House of Excrement

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

Fat man on scales.

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'New Barbeque.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"I would kill for your metabolism."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

Odd Spas

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'