Dieting Adventurers Mugs

Sisyphus Sawyer

"On this new diet, I'm allowed to cheat once a week. Tonight I'm sleeping with Andy from next door."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Garlic Free Zone.

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Anti-inflammation recipes

International House of Excrement

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'New Barbeque.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Odd Spas

The First Vegetarians.

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

Go Veggie...

Obese Hansel and Grettle

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

'I've discovered a new diet. I can eat as much as I like but I'm not to swallow.'

Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'