Dieting Adventurers Mugs

Sisyphus Sawyer

"On this new diet, I'm allowed to cheat once a week. Tonight I'm sleeping with Andy from next door."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Garlic Free Zone.

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Anti-inflammation recipes

International House of Excrement

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'New Barbeque.'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Odd Spas

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

The First Vegetarians.

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

"Why have you brought me here?"

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

Go Veggie...

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

Obese Hansel and Grettle

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time.'