Nutrition Adventurer Mugs

'Mum, what can I eat?' asks Freddie. Mum answers, 'Banana!' Freddie exclaims, 'No'. She then provides Freddie with a long list of food which he rejects. Finally he asks, 'How about a banana?'

Saturated Fat...Might Work.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Garlic Free Zone.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Anti-inflammation recipes

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Yoga for beginners,

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

International House of Excrement

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'New Barbeque.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Odd Spas

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

The First Vegetarians.

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.