Nutrition Adventurer Pillows

'Mum, what can I eat?' asks Freddie. Mum answers, 'Banana!' Freddie exclaims, 'No'. She then provides Freddie with a long list of food which he rejects. Finally he asks, 'How about a banana?'

Saturated Fat...Might Work.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Garlic Free Zone.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Anti-inflammation recipes

Yoga for beginners,

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

International House of Excrement

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'New Barbeque.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Odd Spas

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

The First Vegetarians.

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'