Alternative Diet Adventurer Pillows

The First Vegetarians.

Go Veggie...

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Garlic Free Zone.

Anti-inflammation recipes

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

'New Barbeque.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Odd Spas

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

The early days of tofurkey.

"Why have you brought me here?"

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

Obese Hansel and Grettle

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

The only sound preventative health advice for holiday eating.

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'I've discovered a new diet. I can eat as much as I like but I'm not to swallow.'