Alternative Diet Adventurer Prints

The First Vegetarians.

Go Veggie...

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Garlic Free Zone.

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Anti-inflammation recipes

Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

'New Barbeque.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Odd Spas

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

The early days of tofurkey.

"Why have you brought me here?"

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

Obese Hansel and Grettle

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

The only sound preventative health advice for holiday eating.

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."

"So how did you get on with that all-pineapple diet. . . ?"