Alternative Diet Adventurers Pillows

"If the Webers invite us to their vegan potluck dinner, I found an excuse we haven't used yet."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Vegetarian Birds

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Anti-inflammation recipes

Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

The mission: Impossible burger.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'New Barbeque.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Odd Spas

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

The First Vegetarians.

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

Go Veggie...

Obese Hansel and Grettle