Alternative Diet Adventurers Pillows

"If the Webers invite us to their vegan potluck dinner, I found an excuse we haven't used yet."

Vegetarian Birds

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Anti-inflammation recipes

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

'New Barbeque.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Odd Spas

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

The First Vegetarians.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Why have you brought me here?"

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

Go Veggie...

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

Obese Hansel and Grettle