Dieting Adventure Seeker Pillows

'I think my gastric band's too tight.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

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Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'New Barbeque.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Odd Spas

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

The First Vegetarians.

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Why have you brought me here?"

Go Veggie...

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

Obese Hansel and Grettle

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

'I've discovered a new diet. I can eat as much as I like but I'm not to swallow.'

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