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'I think my gastric band's too tight.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Anti-inflammation recipes

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'New Barbeque.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Odd Spas

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

The First Vegetarians.

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"Why have you brought me here?"

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

Go Veggie...

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

Obese Hansel and Grettle

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

'I've discovered a new diet. I can eat as much as I like but I'm not to swallow.'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions