Healthy Meal Adventurer Mugs

"I enjoy root vegetables as much as anyone, but enough is enough."

Garlic Free Zone.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Happy hour.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

Anti-inflammation recipes

Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"A table in Siberia, please."

'New Barbeque.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

Picasso

Motivation to Keep Fit.

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'Your bill sir.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Odd Spas

The First Vegetarians.

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"Why have you brought me here?"

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

"Y a qué de la salade?"