Healthy Meal Adventurer Gifts

"I enjoy root vegetables as much as anyone, but enough is enough."

Garlic Free Zone.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Happy hour.

Anti-inflammation recipes

Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'New Barbeque.'

"A table in Siberia, please."

Picasso

Motivation to Keep Fit.

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'Your bill sir.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Odd Spas

The First Vegetarians.

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"Why have you brought me here?"

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'