Healthy Lifestyle Adventurer Gifts

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Anti-inflammation recipes

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Yoga for beginners,

Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

'New Barbeque.'

Scales

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Odd Spas

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

The First Vegetarians.

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Is it working?"

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

Popeye Switches to Kale.

"Why have you brought me here?"

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."